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12 Days of MysteryTek
Boxes built by real humans (possibly elves), designed around a main product you’ll actually use, loaded with extras, surprises, relics, and questionable decisions. Always worth more than you pay. A few boxes will go way, way past that.
Limited run, 12 boxes a day for 12 days.• Dec 5–16 • No restocks • When they’re gone, they're gone.
WHAT?
Not a Sale. A Tradition.
Every year, around the start of the holidays, we assemble mystery boxes filled with real VisionTek gear- designed around a main item, then packed with useful extras, retired relics from our product vault, and the occasional thing we probably shouldn't be shipping but did anyway.
These aren't “grab bags” or “clearance bundles.” They're ironic holiday joy in a unassuming brown box.
If you know, you know. If you don’t… you’re about to.
WHY?
More Fun. More Mystery. More Value.
- A main item you’ll actually use (not tech soup)
- Extras, surprises, and relics (each box is unique)
- Always worth more than what you paid (and some are unhinged)
No spoilers. No leaks. No hints. We won’t even confirm if the warehouse knows everything that’s going out.
FOR WHO?
The Gift for the Person Who Has Everything.
Mystery Tek works for coworkers, travelers, gamers, tinkerers, students, gadget people, and anyone who responds to normal gifts with, “Oh… thanks.”
No need to try it on. No sizing. No awkward returns. No wrong choice. Just fun, solid utility, and bragging rights.
It’s also a fantastic gift….to yourself. (We saw how you smiled.)
The “Everyday Andy” Mystery Box
More value than your dad is expecting. Built around a real item, great as a stocking stuffer for teens, students, people over 40 who stand and breath everyday… you already got them something special, this is the cherry on top! Best for saying… "I like you, and you know what, I care about you" and clearly defining it with a twenty-five-dollar mystery box!
Value: $60+ MSRP
The “Loooot Goblin” Mystery Box
The annual favorite and designed for real surprises, real set-ups & blackmail, and best for those who need no assistance walking or getting up from the couch. They should have an office or game room, wherever they plug things in. Best for people in your life you have no idea what to get them, and you have already spent too much time thinking about it… just click the button and give yourself a break. The recipient will never forget your decision, so yeah, maybe you shouldn’t be there when they open it.
Value: $120+ MSRP
The “Feeling Smaugy” Mystery Box
By far, our most popular box! Be like Smaug, lay around in your Quantum level value mystery box treasure, just put on a robe first. Premium products + multiple extras + relic + swag. The one people brag about online but change the title multiple times before they post. Best for self love, the people who have everything already, making rich, holiday memories that could turn into blackmail one day…who knows, roll the dice and let’s see what happens in 5-7 years when you are out on probation. And no, we do not accept collect calls for bail money.
Value: $240+ MSRP
Some Boxes are… Different. Yippee Ki Yay!
GOLDEN BOXES
A small number of boxes are secretly upgraded with high-value, current-generation products worth 4–5× the price.
We won’t say how many.
We won’t say who packed them.
We won’t say if they’ve already shipped.
You’ll only know when you open one.
RELIC BOXES
Every box contains one VisionTek Relic- a retired accessory, cable, or artifact from a past product era. Plus an ornament hook, so you can hang it, where ever the heck you want to spread the joy!
Use it, gift it, display it, or summon forgotten souls from the Necronomicon. We include relics to give gear a second life instead of sending it to waste.
If yours glows, hums, or whispers, unplug it and say nothing.
Mystery Doesn’t Mean No Support.
If anything doesn’t work as expected, we’ll replace it with the same item or something similar of equal value. No drama.
Mystery Boxes are non-returnable due to limited quantities, but defective items are covered.
This is still VisionTek. Smart Tek. Real Support. Even in vague, ominous wrapping paper.
FAQs
Do the boxes contain random leftovers?
No. Each one is designed around a main item.
Do they contain refurbished products?
Sometimes. Fully tested and clearly marked.
Can I return a Mystery Box?
No—but if anything doesn’t work, we will replace it.
Are Golden Boxes real?
Yes. Stop asking.
Can I buy more than one?
We fully encourage questionable decisions, but only up to one per day.